Women are worse tennis players than men. It’s true. Here are 10 reasons why.
1. Their serves are way weaker.
2. They don’t have quick hands at the net.
Ugh, is this really your best effort, Cara Black? Can’t believe you used to be the No. 1 doubles player in the world. Pathetic.
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3. They just don’t move very well on the court.
Could you be any slower, Caroline Wozniacki?
4. Their groundstrokes aren’t powerful.
You call that a winner, Lucie Safarova?
5. It’s probably because they don’t train as hard.
Nope, Sam Stosur.
6. Which is why they could never hit graceful one-handed backhands like Federer.
Not impressed that you hit that on the rise either, Amelie Mauresmo.
7. A woman could never make up the better half of a mixed doubles team.
8. Nor could she ever win against a man in tennis.
9. No woman will ever be known as the greatest tennis player of all time.
10. Sorry WTA players, we’re not inspired by you at all.
