12 Reasons Why You Should Never Play Tennis

Playing tennis is the worst activity. I would strongly advise against it. Here’s why.

1. You might get calf muscles like this.

Calf Muscles Tennis

2. Or arms like this.

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3. You might have to play on a tennis court that looks like this.

Bayview Tennis Courts

4. Or this.

Tennis Court New Hampshire

5. Playing tennis might make you smile.

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6. And that would be bad.

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7. Playing too much can cause an obsession.

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8. And who would want to be obsessed with tennis?

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9. You might be forced to socialize with others.

10. You might become really competitive.

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11. Which would mean you might win something. That’s no good.

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12. In conclusion, tennis is the worst activity and you should never, ever play it.

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I grew up in a tennis family with three younger sisters as doubles partners. If you enjoyed a blog post of mine or want to know more, feel free to email me at avery@mytennislessons.com. Thanks for reading and staying connected with MyTennisLessons!
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