We’re pretty sure if Frank Underwood played tennis he would be a ruthless competitor who would plot more than a few conniving ways to win. Perhaps you’re a bit kinder on the tennis court, but nothing can express how you feel about a poor line call better than one of F.U.’s infamous side-eye glances. House of Cards fans, here’s your thoughts on tennis explained by your favorite fictional president.
1. If you’ve ever had to wake up for an 8 a.m. Saturday tennis match.
2. If you’ve ever had to shake hands with an obnoxious opponent.
3. When you’re talking to your doubles partner between points and may be a bit too hyped on adrenaline.
4. When you look at the draw and smugly realize you’re playing someone who you’ve beat before.
5. When you’re up a set and then you start choking.
6. If you’ve ever had a match delayed by weather and start to get anxious.
7. When your opponent makes a bad call and an eyebrow raise is necessary.
8. When you make awkward eye contact with your opponent as you’re changing sides of the net.
9. If you’ve ever been a tennis camp counselor and dedicated weeks to coaching small children in the summer heat.
10. If you’ve ever had to play a challenge match against a friend to determine the team lineup and don’t know how to deal.
11. When your tennis coach makes you run after practice and you’re already exhausted.
