We in the semis. Here’s every thought running through my head when Djokovic beat Murray in the first set because you totally care.
1. The question is not who will win, but rather how many sets can Murray get off Djokovic?
2. Djokovic takes the first game.
3. I wonder what snack he’ll be eating today? Olives again?
4. Murray’s Under Armour looks like a straight-up white Hanes T-shirt.
5. The live-stream is frozen so I guess I’ll never know what happened during these few minutes.
6. Andddd still frozen.
7. The second game could be over by now.
8. Who knows?
9. And we’re back at duece.
10. Alright, alright, alright. One all.
11. Hi, Jelena Djokovic.
12. Where’s the baby?
13. 40-love. Djokovic is just making Murray run around all over the place.
14. This is how you use an office chair.
15. Same position but my shoes are off now.
16. Two all.
17. Where’s Kim Sears?
18. Is she gonna call Djokovic a “f-cking Serb” because tbh that’s all I’m here for.
19. I just Googled “French Open dress code” because I’m still unsure why everyone in the stands is wearing the same hat?
20. Ughhh, wifi’s not working.
21. Stupid live-stream.
22. Threes.
23. Hey, Amelie Mauresmo.
25. So Murray’s down 3-4 and serving. Who thinks Djokovic will break him?
26. Me.
27. 40-love Djokovic. I’m about to be right.
28. Instead of listening to the commentary during this match, I suggest listening to Ed Sheeran’s cover of Trap Queen. Personal preference.
29. Remember when Djokovic beat Nadal on his birthday? Heartless.
30. Set point.
31. Ooh do we have a challenge call on that ace?
32. No, he’s not questioning it.
33. Damn, Djokovic.
34. Okay, first set to Djoker 6-3.
35. Stay tuned for more thoughts …
