The crowd at Bille Jean King National Tennis Center is always filled with famous faces, but there’s only one I’m looking for: Drake, a.k.a Aubrey Graham, a.k.a. Jimmy Brooks from Degrassi, a.k.a Serena’s maybe-boyfriend.
Drake, you know a lot of celebrities be thinking my blog posts are about them, this is not to be confused, this one’s for you.
Please, please show up to Serena’s match, so I can write about it. K, bye.
Since he hasn’t showed up yet, here’s the other (lesser) celebrities who are enjoying the U.S. Open action.
Vanessa “Miss America” Williams
Anna “I’ve Had the Same Haircut for 40 Years” Wintour
Alec “Good God, Lemon” Baldwin
Kelly “Nelly, I Love You” Rowland
Niall “I Hate Zayn” Horan
Justin “That Guy Who’s in ‘The Hangover’ but Not Really” Bartha
Tiger “I Like the Other U.S. Open Better” Woods
Ray “Shoeless Joe Jackson” Liotta
Katharine “American Idol” McPhee
Chloe Grace “Carrie” Moretz
Derek “Baseball Guy” Jeter
Michael “Ex-Mayor Enjoys Popcorn” Bloomberg
Condoleezza “Madam Secretary” Rice
Tony “The Way You Look Tonight” Bennett
And finally …
Jaime “Blame It On the A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol” Foxx
