Playing tennis is the worst activity. I would strongly advise against it. Here’s why.
1. You might get calf muscles like this.
2. Or arms like this.
3. You might have to play on a tennis court that looks like this.
4. Or this.
5. Playing tennis might make you smile.
6. And that would be bad.
7. Playing too much can cause an obsession.
8. And who would want to be obsessed with tennis?
9. You might be forced to socialize with others.
10. You might become really competitive.
11. Which would mean you might win something. That’s no good.
12. In conclusion, tennis is the worst activity and you should never, ever play it.
