12 Reasons Why You Should Never Play Tennis

Playing tennis is the worst activity. I would strongly advise against it. Here’s why.

1. You might get calf muscles like this.

Calf Muscles Tennis

2. Or arms like this.

2014 US Open - Day 7

3. You might have to play on a tennis court that looks like this.

Bayview Tennis Courts

4. Or this.

Tennis Court New Hampshire

5. Playing tennis might make you smile.

Ana Ivanovic in a white Adidas tennis dress smiling

6. And that would be bad.

Federer Smile

7. Playing too much can cause an obsession.


8. And who would want to be obsessed with tennis?


9. You might be forced to socialize with others.

10. You might become really competitive.


11. Which would mean you might win something. That’s no good.


12. In conclusion, tennis is the worst activity and you should never, ever play it.



I grew up in a tennis family with three younger sisters as doubles partners. If you enjoyed a blog post of mine or want to know more, feel free to email me at avery@mytennislessons.com. Thanks for reading and staying connected with MyTennisLessons!
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